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DAY 23: A GAME WITH THE BEST GRAPHIC DESIGN

Demon’s Crest

Again, I’m mentioning this game in my challenge. Why? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING INSANE. Okay so as an artist who draws morbid monster, this game really strikes my interest. Each boss is terrifying and unique, each pricking my interest and making my nostalgia boner harder. I love Super Nintendo graphics. They make my day. They’re the perfect example of low-def graphics with an AMAZING RESULT. Remember when shit used to be like this always? And when you saw an interesting game like this you just HAAAAAAAAAAD to play it? I mean, this game is not for everyone. This game is hard as fuck, and can be confusing at points (alternate stories). But everyone who likes a good classic challenge should play this bad ass title.

Demon’s Crest blows my balls off.

DAY 22: A GAME SEQUEL THAT DISAPPOINTED YOU

Kirby’s Epic Yarn

That game made me really really flacid. Like I was expecting something awesome and Nintendo just shit all over my hands and television. No copy abilities? fuck. ALMOST NO WAY TO DIE? FUCK! This game was obviously targeted at 3 year old baby fetuses that don’t even know how to function in society. Holy shitting ass, I played maybe an hour of this and was thoroughly disappointed. Oh well, at least Kirby’s Dreamland 3 was the bomb shit fucking cat’s ass.

DAY 21: GAME WITH THE BEST STORY

Half-Life Series

dude holy cocking ass this series does not disappoint. like every time i play through the half life games i feel like there is nothing more that can complete such and amazing game. The storyline feels impeccable imo and the gameplay is immersive and unique. I always love finding the little easter eggs on my own and completing each puzzle with my own wit and imagination

congrats valve. that was amazing.

DAY 20: FAVORITE GENRE

Action/Adventure

Gotta love Castlevania and Zelda. Swinging the shit out a sword to muck up your enemies is pretty cool. I like it when rpg elements are added to these types of games.

DAY 19: PICTURE OF A GAME SETTING YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN

Outset islandddddddd

DAY 18: FAVORITE PROTAGONIST

Ness

So beating the living shit out of cops is your style eh? And people telling you hurtful things and making you cry keeping you down? Try using your psychic abilities to totally destroy your enemies’ insidey parts and find weird items! (like rulers and toothbrushes). This kid doesn’t speak a lick of language it seems and everyone has it out for him. What the actual HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah okay what ever. ness tears it up and there’s no denying it. psi boobs all day erryday. you ate a cookie! restored 6 hp

DAY 17: FAVORITE ANTAGONIST

Shao Kahn

fuck you shao kahn. you don’t know how much i hate you. you kicked my ass until it blistered over in ultimate mortal kombat 3. and each time you pulled out your fucking cheap ass 42% damaging hammer you taunted me. well mother fucker, I felt absolutely no remorse for you when i froze your ass and then smashed your dick in with my uppercut and then you exploded into a million fallen souls.

shit yeah that was awesome.

fucking awesome antagonist.