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something about thug life

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:20:03 -0400

something about thug life

DAY 23: A GAME WITH THE BEST GRAPHIC DESIGN Demon’s...

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 22:50:12 -0500

DAY 23: A GAME WITH THE BEST GRAPHIC DESIGN

Demon’s Crest

Again, I’m mentioning this game in my challenge. Why? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING INSANE. Okay so as an artist who draws morbid monster, this game really strikes my interest. Each boss is terrifying and unique, each pricking my interest and making my nostalgia boner harder. I love Super Nintendo graphics. They make my day. They’re the perfect example of low-def graphics with an AMAZING RESULT. Remember when shit used to be like this always? And when you saw an interesting game like this you just HAAAAAAAAAAD to play it? I mean, this game is not for everyone. This game is hard as fuck, and can be confusing at points (alternate stories). But everyone who likes a good classic challenge should play this bad ass title.

Demon’s Crest blows my balls off.

DAY 22: A GAME SEQUEL THAT DISAPPOINTED YOU Kirby’s Epic...

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:22:02 -0500

DAY 22: A GAME SEQUEL THAT DISAPPOINTED YOU

Kirby’s Epic Yarn

That game made me really really flacid. Like I was expecting something awesome and Nintendo just shit all over my hands and television. No copy abilities? fuck. ALMOST NO WAY TO DIE? FUCK! This game was obviously targeted at 3 year old baby fetuses that don’t even know how to function in society. Holy shitting ass, I played maybe an hour of this and was thoroughly disappointed. Oh well, at least Kirby’s Dreamland 3 was the bomb shit fucking cat’s ass.

DAY 21: GAME WITH THE BEST STORY Half-Life Series dude holy...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:02:39 -0500

DAY 21: GAME WITH THE BEST STORY

Half-Life Series

dude holy cocking ass this series does not disappoint. like every time i play through the half life games i feel like there is nothing more that can complete such and amazing game. The storyline feels impeccable imo and the gameplay is immersive and unique. I always love finding the little easter eggs on my own and completing each puzzle with my own wit and imagination

congrats valve. that was amazing.

DAY 20: FAVORITE GENRE Action/Adventure Gotta love Castlevania...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 00:23:40 -0500

DAY 20: FAVORITE GENRE

Action/Adventure

Gotta love Castlevania and Zelda. Swinging the shit out a sword to muck up your enemies is pretty cool. I like it when rpg elements are added to these types of games.

DAY 19: PICTURE OF A GAME SETTING YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN Outset...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:56:59 -0500

DAY 19: PICTURE OF A GAME SETTING YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN

Outset islandddddddd

DAY 18: FAVORITE PROTAGONIST Ness So beating the living shit out...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:08:00 -0500

DAY 18: FAVORITE PROTAGONIST

Ness

So beating the living shit out of cops is your style eh? And people telling you hurtful things and making you cry keeping you down? Try using your psychic abilities to totally destroy your enemies’ insidey parts and find weird items! (like rulers and toothbrushes). This kid doesn’t speak a lick of language it seems and everyone has it out for him. What the actual HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah okay what ever. ness tears it up and there’s no denying it. psi boobs all day erryday. you ate a cookie! restored 6 hp

Has jugado juakin el albañil?

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:02:32 -0500

i dont speak mexican

tienes madre?

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:02:04 -0500

DAY 17: FAVORITE ANTAGONIST Shao Kahn fuck you shao kahn. you...

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 23:55:40 -0500

DAY 17: FAVORITE ANTAGONIST

Shao Kahn

fuck you shao kahn. you don’t know how much i hate you. you kicked my ass until it blistered over in ultimate mortal kombat 3. and each time you pulled out your fucking cheap ass 42% damaging hammer you taunted me. well mother fucker, I felt absolutely no remorse for you when i froze your ass and then smashed your dick in with my uppercut and then you exploded into a million fallen souls.

shit yeah that was awesome.

fucking awesome antagonist.

DAY 16: A GAME WITH THE BEST CUTSCENES Banjo-Tooie The dialogue...

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:56:53 -0500

DAY 16: A GAME WITH THE BEST CUTSCENES

Banjo-Tooie

The dialogue in this game is witty and hilarious. I love the back and forth between the characters, Banjo’s straight forward attitude and Kazooie’s sarcastic remarks make this game a champion with cutscenes.

taynatavares: Ness PK Rockin by ~IaELeaoBurgXII

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:33:07 -0500

taynatavares:

Ness PK Rockin by ~IaELeaoBurgXII

DAY 15: POST A SCREENSHOT OF A GAME YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:00:46 -0500

DAY 15: POST A SCREENSHOT OF A GAME YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT NOW

blockland.

DAY 14: CURRENT OR MOST RECENT GAMING...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:22:01 -0500

DAY 14: CURRENT OR MOST RECENT GAMING WALLPAPER

Earthbound.

shit yeah.

DAY 13: A GAME YOU’VE PLAYED MORE THAN 5...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:38:23 -0500

DAY 13: A GAME YOU’VE PLAYED MORE THAN 5 TIMES

….what. Anyone who has completed a game has probably played that shit more than 5 times, whoever wrote this was probably in a hurry.

Okay anyway, a game I’ve played more than 5 times

Let’s just go with Terraria

FUCK. THAT GAME MAKES MY TESTES TINGLE. Have you ever had that feeling, right before climax, where you just feel great all over? Well this is Terraria always. You fucking feel like you’re the goddamn champion of the world and everyone loves you. You can fucking fight cool bosses, explore caves and dungeons and shit, FUCK! THEN YOU CAN FIND THESE UNIQUE AS HELL ITEMS THAT MAKE YOU DO DIFFERENT ACTIONS GOD DAMN. fucking. seriously. if anyone has a terraria server right now, please, dear god give me links. I want to play that shit right now motherfucker, send me an ask plz. love Khorde

DAY 12: A GAME EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY Kirby Air Ride for Nintendo...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 00:04:00 -0500

DAY 12: A GAME EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY

Kirby Air Ride for Nintendo Gamecube

This is literally the best racing game ever made. Not only does it have 2 types of racing style, but it also has this mode where you collect parts of cars and shit and even stat upgrades while you fucking kill other people

shit son, this game is really hardcore. i lose track of time playing it. it makes me feel like im the best ever. play this shit motherfucker. i know you’re reading this. play it.

shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:47:07 -0500

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

DAY 11: GAMING CONSOLE OF CHOICE SNES, Super Nintendo...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 01:38:00 -0500

DAY 11: GAMING CONSOLE OF CHOICE

SNES, Super Nintendo Entertainment System

This shit harbors the library for most of my favorite games and some of the best games of the series that were on there.

fucking super mario world. fuck that was an awesome game and shit

fucking LINK TO THE PAST: BEST ZELDA GAME EVER

fucking CASTLEVANIA 4: COCKS.

starfox was pretty cool

super ghouls and ghosts, best arcade port was on snes. fuck.

i love you snes be my valentine <3

DAY 10: BEST GAMEPLAY This is really vague and I cannot think of...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:36:10 -0500

DAY 10: BEST GAMEPLAY

This is really vague and I cannot think of a proper game so

Fucking shit cock Minecraft.

I’m sorry but, god damn. This game has everything a dude like me likes. Fucking creative aspect, adventuring, combat, and raping the living shit out of everything. Remember those kids who stole from your house while you were away? Kill them, burn their shit, fuck their crops. Fucking destroy the landscape or sculpt it into something fucking sexual. You don’t want to know how much this game gives me a boner sometimes. I love playing this game with people, only if they’re committed to getting their shit WRECKED, FUCK! Minecraft. You’re goddamn good.

bleh

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:21:24 -0500

and then i suddenly feel really shitty

blah.